Hmm,
the context is even more trite and embarrassing, it was a tagline for a russian version of that men's magazine, Maxim ... yeah, I know.
The women were supposed to be so hot, that 'None will stay calm'.
And English is not my native tongue but i don't think that that is correct English?
'Nobody will stay calm' sounds a bit better, more natural than
'None will stay calm'.
And I don't speak Russian or read Cirrilic, except for ten words, I can say:
Very well mister (Horror show, Gas pudding)
and 'no, thank you, miss' (new jet, spicey bar, gasp! a ditch, yeah!)
PS I would say 'Private car dealer' too, but I don't know what that means ...
Thanks Gerty (why do the hot babes always live so far away?) and all others too.
Didn't think I would get so many reactions...