Thread: I got sprayed by a skunk

Как по-рускки "I got sprayed by a skunk and had to take a bath in tomato sauce"? Моя первая попытка:

Меня обрызнул скунс, пришлось помыться в томатном соусе.

Как это не странно, есть такое мнение, что томатный соус удаляет скунсовый секрет.

Меня обрызгал скунс, пришлось отмываться томатным соусом.

Not sure about punctuation.

Do they really smell so bad? Like rotten eggs, or worse? I never had such experience

Originally Posted by ST

Do they really smell so bad? Like rotten eggs, or worse?

Yes, the smell is terrible, and being sprayed by one is horrific.

Some people like small doses of the smell. I remember back when I lived in Colorado, one of my mother's friends purposely drove the county roads after rainstorms hoping to catch a whiff of the smell. For some reason the smell is particularly noticeable after it has rained. In Arizona where I currently live, people don't get sprayed all that often, but if you live in the country, it's not uncommon for your dogs to get sprayed when they are young. Eventually they learn better. My grandmother's dog occasionally got sprayed. He also got his snout full of porcupine quills on occasion. That was pretty miserable. You had to pull the quills out of him with plyers, or else take him to the vet and have the vet do it.

Очень вкусно!

Как это ни странно, есть такое ("такое" можно было убрать) мнение, что томатный соус удаляет запах скунсового секрета.