Man, I love the word "Торг." It's very appealing-sounding to me. I heard it for the first time in Pskov, when my travelling buddies and I were trying to decipher a passage in our weirdo Soviet-era guidebook, and since then I've been referring to anything that could be construed as remotely tорг-like as a tорг. Tорг tорг tорг.