Thread: I cant speak Russian

I am american and like most americans... i cant speak russian. I really want to learn so i can piss off my friends by talking to them in russian. Can anyone suggest a good learning site or list any common russian phrases? also, how do you say "I" and "and" and you and their and them. and is there such a thing as "neuter" in russian?

a good learning site?? ha... you got one staring you in the face or the other way around? any way I=Я (ya... german ja), and=и (ee), them in the accusative and genative is их and they is они... and there are masculine, feminine and neuter nouns.

you only want to learn to piss people off? hmmrmm im afraid the motivation might not be high enough. i dunno. anyways.

нет no nyet
конечно of course Konyeshno
дурак fool(showing stupidity)Durak
ночь Night Noch
утро morning Utra
солнце the sun colntsye
они Oniy
их ihk
вечер evening vyecher
день night dyen
да yes da
спасибо thanks spasiba

их = ikh, день = day

СRАР. wtf??!?!? how the hell did i do that? nooo i hate myself ! besides нет, ночь, спасибо, пожолуйста, сaбaка, кошка, and, ложка. день was the first word i learned