Based om the first post.

Чистый фараон,- Exactly like a Pharaoh
Ну, а где агрессия - And were there is aggression
Там мне не резон". - There is no logic I have no reason to be there

Мишка тут же впал в экстаз - Mishka also immediately went ecstasic
После литры выпитой - - After litres a liter of drinking
Оскорбления простить - Forgive my language To forgive such kind of abusion
Не могу такого,- To which I cannot Is impossible to me

Прадед мой - самарин,- My great grandfather - a Samarin from Samara

Дед параличом разбит,- Dad Grandfather got paralyzed
Бывший врач-вредитель... - Former pests-doctor doctor-saboteur (see link)


Где на всех зубов найти? - Where to find all the teeth teeth for each of them?

Виза - или ванная! - Visa, or to the crapper (I am not sure about that myself)
Едем, Коля,- море там - We're going Let's go, Kolya, there is sea there

А ему: "Не шибко тут! - And him they didn't like And he was told: "Calm down!"

Мишку мучает вопрос: - Mishka yelped vexes his mind with a question
Кто тут враг таинственный? - Who is the secret enemy?
А ответ ужасно прост - And the answer is terribly simple
И ответ единственный: - the answer is one and only
Я в порядке, тьфу-тьфу-тьфу,- I'm fine, tfu-tfu-tfu (keeping my fingers crossed)!
Мишка пьет проклятую,- Mishka drinks vodka hardly

Говорит, что за графу- He says, what's written on the chart
Не пустили - пятую. - Don't let him through, the fifth

He says that he was refused because of the Fifth paragraph in passport ("Ethnic background"), that is because he is a Jew.