Based om the first post.
Чистый фараон,- Exactly like a Pharaoh
Ну, а где агрессия - And were there is aggression
Там мне не резон". -There is no logicI have no reason to be there
Мишка тут же впал в экстаз - Mishkaalsoimmediately went ecstasic
После литры выпитой - - Afterlitresa liter of drinking
Оскорбления простить -Forgive my languageTo forgive such kind of abusion
Не могу такого,-To which I cannotIs impossible to me
Прадед мой - самарин,- My great grandfather -a Samarinfrom Samara
Дед параличом разбит,-DadGrandfather got paralyzed
Бывший врач-вредитель... - Formerpests-doctordoctor-saboteur (see link)
Где на всех зубов найти? - Where to findall the teethteeth for each of them?
Виза - или ванная! - Visa, or to the crapper (I am not sure about that myself)
Едем, Коля,- море там -We're goingLet's go, Kolya, there is sea there
А ему: "Не шибко тут! -And him they didn't likeAnd he was told: "Calm down!"
Мишку мучает вопрос: - Mishkayelpedvexes his mind with a question
Кто тут враг таинственный? - Who is the secret enemy?
А ответ ужасно прост - And the answer is terribly simple
И ответ единственный: - the answer is one and only
Я в порядке, тьфу-тьфу-тьфу,- I'm fine,tfu-tfu-tfu(keeping my fingers crossed)!
Мишка пьет проклятую,- Mishka drinks vodka hardly
Говорит, что за графу- He says,what's written on the chart
Не пустили - пятую. -Don't let him through, the fifth
He says that he was refused because of the Fifth paragraph in passport ("Ethnic background"), that is because he is a Jew.