>>Оскорбления простить - Forgive my language
>>Не могу такого,- Such I cannot (????)
Я не могу простить такого оскорбления. I can not forgive you for the insult.
>>Хрена ли нам Мневники -
>>Едем в Тель-Авив!" - Let's eat in Tel-Aviv
Мнёвники - village near Moscow. So. They don't want to go there, they want to go to Tel-Aviv instead.
>>Прадед мой - самарин,- My great grandfather - Samarin (???)
>>Если кто и влез ко мне, - ???
>>Так и тот - татарин".
Самарин - вероятно фамилия.
I am not sure what is it about exactly. But it looks like that his relatives is mostly russians, and if someone is not russian then he is, obvioulsy, tatar.
>>Мишку Шифмана не трожь, - Mishka Shifman ???
Keep your hands off of Mishka. Here. Do not doubt about Mishka relatives. They are all jews.
>>А у меня - антисемит - And I have an anti-semite
>>На антисемите. - (???)
His relatives are all antisemites. Все мои родственники - антисемит на антисемите. (you can actually translate it verbatim. Imagine that you put his relatives in a box one upon another, there will be always antisemite on antisemite.)
>>В Израиле бездна их,
a lot of them (about doctors)
>>Мишка пьет проклятую,- Mishka drinks (???)
drinks vodka
>>Говорит, что за графу - He says, (???)
>>Не пустили - пятую. - Don't let go, fifth
They don't let him go for his nationality