Translate in English a little funny comics about love

Hi to all

I would like to have the translation of this little comics:

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Both a Hedgehog and a Raccoon were courting the same Squirrel.
One day the Raccoon brought the Squirrel a bag of hazelnuts.
The next day the Hedgehog brought her two apples.
The Squirrel had decided she would be better off with the Raccoon.
The next day the Hedgehog came over and asked: "Why did you choose the Raccoon?"
The Squirrel answered: "The Raccoon have brought me a bag of hazelnuts and you have only brought me two apples."
The Hedgehog felt heavy-hearted and said: "The Raccoon has a cellar full of hazelnuts and I only have two apples.."

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