I have to see the entire article because it's unclear if he's talking about cars and making analogies to computers or just talking about random stuff.

because the eye of the Microsoft needle is too narrowly set for all these twits
Basically he means Microsoft is all super-conformist or whatever(since it's the cool thing to bash MS) and the carmakers are doing something similar.

If this chip would begin to grow into something cube-shaped, that is so to say 3-dimensional
I guess he thinks that if computer chips were stacked on top of one another or something they would become stronger.