Thread: help with some translation

Originally Posted by ankitj2

Pravit u Fcuking bastard ... u know wanna why ? ha ? u son of a bitch. my friend died in a car accident yesterday ... i was with her dead body all the time. u want me to write a russian essay at this time? my exams today and i havent @@@@ studied. i know a lot of russian sometimes i screw up on the case. this wuz something personal and i dont want everyone to know. but ur forcing it out of me. @@@@ off. i hope your entire family dies in a car accident. and i hope u die too.

Something tells me you're making things up to generate pity from me. For example, someone who had just been involved in a traumatic car accident where a close friend died might have more important things to do than jump right on masterrussian and ask someone to finish their exam for them. You know, they might have to do stuff with the police or go to the hospital or talk to relatives of the friend. How is it that your friend died but you're completely fine? Plus, they would mention other reasons besides "everone in my class is doing it" - they'd say something like "i have personal reasons for doing this so dont judge me", etc. But I'm sorry that your friend died, even if you made them up. As for me dying, it might be tomorrow, or a month from now, or several decades from now. But I can guarantee you I'll die sometime.

BTW, if the car accident was yesterday, why didn't you study in all the days BEFORE yesterday? Did it ever occur to you to study before the day before the exam? Did it ever occur to you to ask for help before the day before the exam?

And also, I'll need to know your friend's full name and date of birth. I'm assuming you're at the Vancouver campus of UBC, but I can check at the other campus too.

Good luck on your exam.

because i had another exam day before asshole. russians today and i started. our prof gave us da essay question beforehand so we could do it at home and write a good one in da exam. why da fuck u wanna know my friends full name ? who are u a donut eating cop?? fu-k off. her name's christine hwang. watchya gonna do abt it ? bring her back alive u call me a fuckin sympathizer. listen asshole, if u dunno da things happenin in my life, dont even CARE abt it. go take an anti-saddam banner and shout slogans in New Mexico or wherever ur frm.

Originally Posted by ankitj2

because i had another exam day before asshole. russians today and i started. our prof gave us da essay question beforehand so we could do it at home and write a good one in da exam. why da @@@@ u wanna know my friends full name ? who are u a donut eating cop?? fu-k off. her name's christine hwang. watchya gonna do abt it ? bring her back alive u call me a @@@@ sympathizer. listen asshole, if u dunno da things happenin in my life, dont even CARE abt it. go take an anti-saddam banner and shout slogans in New Mexico or wherever ur frm.

Yeah, that's why I said study BEFORE the day before. Perhaps a week before or two weeks before. Or at least two days before. Or have you had exams one right after another for the past two weeks?

I'm not a policeman, but I could contact the campus and ask if any students had recently died. If it turns out to be true, I'm sorry, but that's no excuse. What is her date of birth?

Now you're accusing me of being anti-Saddam. Hey man, I love Saddam. I have pictures of him on my wall. And when did I ever call you a sympathizer? Is it just me, or are you pulling more and more random things out of your ass just to make excuses?

P.S. You didn't explain how she died but you're completely fine. You see, in fatal car accidents, you're usually not allowed to stay with any dead bodies on the scene. The people from the hospital usually take it away. And if the accident was that bad, they would most likely take you too even if you said you felt fine. And it's unlikely you'd be fine after such an accident. Plus, after the wreck, the police try to get the cars off the road, so you see I don't think you could just sit there with the dead body all day. It sounds like a tragic detail thrown in to generate pity. Describe exactly how the accident happened. Was it you driving a semi plowing into your friend's Tercel?

P.S. I thought you said you weren't coming back.

listen u son of a bitch. i study 3 langauges and i gota take 'em one at a time. i'll study da way i wan to ok. and u dont need to tell me how i should study. my average in russians a 72% so fuck off. watchya gonna do u faggot ? my friends not even in ubc u aasshole. she's in SFU. (so shut ur mouth idiot)
and why da hell u wanna know how da accident happened? watchya gonna do ? come here and beat da hell out of me ? ha ? get da hell off my back and go suck up to someone else. i'm not replying anymore to u. go kiss saddams ass and do wut u want.
ur such a loser dinkface. i still hope u die in a car accident and i hope u die soon.

You are still evading my question: How is it that your friend died, but you're fine? How is it you were able to spend all day with the dead body? And how is it that you were physically and mentally capable of jumping on MasterRussian and asking us to do your work for you after being in a car crash where someone was killed?

I want to know how the accident happened because otherwise your story is not very credible. You might as well just admit you made the story up. By the way, what is your name? And when were you and Christine Hwang born?

I wouldn't come over to BC and beat the hell out of you, but I would laugh at you from here for making stories up. Offer some real proof that this happened or give it up.

Would it make you feel any better if I died? You see, you wouldn't know if I did.

shut up and sit. i'm not gonna tell u how da accident happened. go do something else. i wont tell u my name i wont tell u how da accident happened and there's not a damn u can do abt it. u can go tell UBC if u want, its not even considered plagiarism. our prof gave us da topic beforehand and i wrote it on my own and all i wanted wuz to croscheck so i wrote da entire thing down here and make sure if wut i wrote wuz write or wrong. so piss off. u bastard.

Originally Posted by ankitj2

shut up and sit. i'm not gonna tell u how da accident happened. go do something else. i wont tell u my name i wont tell u how da accident happened and there's not a damn u can do abt it. u can go tell UBC if u want, its not even considered plagiarism. our prof gave us da topic beforehand and i wrote it on my own and all i wanted wuz to croscheck so i wrote da entire thing down here and make sure if wut i wrote wuz write or wrong. so piss off. u bastard.

You're not going to tell me how it happened because it obviously never happened. You don't want me to know you or your friend's information because I can check you on your BS(even though I already have). If you would just admit with all honesty you were lying about the accident, I promise I will simply drop it and stop bothering you. But I don't like it when people try to pull BS on me.

Obviously I can't tell if you were crosschecking or not, but you should know that given any two Russians, each might have written such a paragraph in a different way. That doesn't necessarily mean one of theirs is wrong. I'm pretty sure you're smart enough to realize that, so if you had actually written that, you would have probably posted it and asked "dood is this write??" Don't pretend I don't see you pulling out another little excuse. Why don't you type in what you wrote right now and I'm sure people will be more nice and correct it for you.

By the way, the professor most likely doesn't expect you to write the paragraph perfectly. I'm sure he'd be happy with whatever you already have and you can maintain that C average of yours.

o yea u checked on it ?? A AAHAHAHAH gimme the results then fuckface. and i didnt put bullshit on u. u put it on urself. u were da one who put urself in this situation. i wont tell u anythin watchya gonna do? p.s listen bozo da clown ... i'm canadian i dont got russian font on my comp so i just put it up here. now fu-k off. hell next time i get a reply here i wont even talk back. im happy i got my essay corrected by someone. so go kiss sadams ass again. muahahaha

"Check" in the sense of "1. To stop or slow the motion of suddenly, to restrain." For example, "We checked the enemy's advance" or "I'm going to check you on your shit." If I meant I was going to actually ask people, the object of "check" would be "your BS", not "you", for example "I'm going to check on your BS." I can't look into it because I don't have your friend's information. But I've already checked you, because I got you refusing to answer my questions and back up your story a hundred times, which is as good as proof. Also, check this out:

my friends not even in ubc u aasshole. she's in SFU. (so shut ur mouth idiot)

Most people, when talking about a dead person, would say "was." She WAS in SFU. My friend DIDN'T EVEN go to UBC. And although your English is crappy, it certainly can't be that bad.

I'm not going to do anything, because you have already proved yourself that this never happened - you can't back up your story and you won't give any information.

Yeah, you dirty Canadians. We Singhalese can put Russian fonts on our computers. It's too bad you live in Canada and you can't put Russian fonts on your computer. Why not write it in translit like you did earlier when you cussed at me? Or ask al(who lives in Vancouver) how he got his computer to write in Cyrllic?

Again, I'm asking you to write your uncorrected version for us. Actually, why don't you just write your new corrected version for us? You are either much lazier than I thought you were, or a liar.

BTW, you really believed I liked Saddam that much?

Just admit you made it up and I'll stop bothering you.

yo punk watchya gonna do abt my english ha ??? FAGGOT FAGGOT . all u can do i whine like a pussy on here ... Canada ROckz BAby. U can go F.O. .. yea u probably do like saddam i guess .. there are a lotta idiots like u in America no wonder George Bush's ur Prez ... ahahaha ... I hope he sends u to iraq and u get bombed or somethin. bye jerk. I'm gonna study my english now. u can spend all ur life and energy into this.

once again i didnt BS u .... u brought it on urself by opening up my forum. U BSed urself asshole.

Originally Posted by ankitj2

yo punk watchya gonna do abt my english ha ??? @@@@ @@@@ . all u can do i whine like a pussy on here ... Canada ROckz BAby. U can go F.O. .. yea u probably do like saddam i guess .. there are a lotta idiots like u in America no wonder George Bush's ur Prez ... ahahaha ... I hope he sends u to iraq and u get bombed or somethin. bye jerk. I'm gonna study my english now. u can spend all ur life and energy into this.

once again i didnt BS u .... u brought it on urself by opening up my forum. U BSed urself asshole.

If there are idiots like me(who love Saddam) in America, how is it that George Bush(who doesn't love Saddam) is our president?

Explain how you making up a story about a car accident was me bringing BS upon myself. Maybe if I was making up the story and telling it to myself, I'd be BSing myself. You could have just admitted you were a lazy ass who didn't study and I would have left it at that. But no, you had to make up a story so I would look bad and people would feel sorry for you.

Once again, you can admit you made up the story, and I'll stop bothering you.

ahahahaha LOOOOOSEEEEEERRRRR .... kis my a$$. my story's not BS... as for americans ... go ask anyone in the world and they'll all tell u how stupid yall are. now fu-k off. ahaha ur threatening me ooo i'm scared. keep bothering me all ya want. i dun give a fu-k.

Where in my post did I threaten you? I just told you, again, that if you would just admit you made up the story, I'll leave you alone. BTW, you sound a lot happier now even though your friend just died.

Some Americans are stupid. I'm not arguing that. My point was that if I love Saddam, and there are many people like me in the US, why would we elect someone who doesn't love Saddam?

P.S. Get back to your studies so you won't have to ask us for help the next time you're in a terrible car accident.

yea so i'm happy now i'm rolling with laughter at ur stupidity. watchya gonna do if i .. i aint gonna admit ?

I guess I'll just keep responding to you, since you keep coming back for more and it's humorous for me. You could at least back up your story if you want us to believe it.

i dun need to backup my story .. ur da one whos pissed off becoz some random person on da internet wants his essay translated so fuck u

i'm a study now .. u go jerk off or somethin or waste ur time telling ppl how someone from vancouver is lying. i'll get back to u after like a few hours. bye fer now bitchass

I'm pretty sure that anyone who had really been in such a car accident would have at least said something to back up their story by now. If one of my friends had just died and some a*hole on the internet was telling me it didn't happen, I'd pull out everything I could to prove it so people wouldn't be talking shit about my friend's death. Either you don't give a shit about your friend, or more likely, it never happened.

i dun give a shit abt my friends life jackass. shes dead and theres nuthin i can do to bring her back alive. so u go fuck off now.