Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?

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September 27th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Mordan

Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?

Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?
А тем, что Русская кошка говорит – Мяяу, а Грузинская – Мяу-Да!!!

this is [great]...
September 27th, 2006, 10:46 AM
Chuvak

Re: Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?

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Originally Posted by Mordan

Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?
А тем, что Русская кошка говорит – Мяяу, а Грузинская – Мяу-Да!!!

this is gross

No, It has nothing to do with vulgarity, I would call it great to some extent.
The gist is connected with accents, BTW
September 27th, 2006, 11:05 AM
Wowik

Re: Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?

Грузинская – Мяу!!-Да?
September 27th, 2006, 11:31 AM
E-learner

Американская - Meow!-Ok?
September 27th, 2006, 11:59 AM
Бармалей

I don't get the punchline?
September 27th, 2006, 12:00 PM
kt_81

Same here. :?
September 27th, 2006, 12:04 PM
Chuvak

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

I don't get the punchline?

The punchline is that all caucasians are used to adding to the end of almost each sentence "да"
Ты чего, крутой - да?
Я набил ему харю, да.
September 27th, 2006, 12:18 PM
Бармалей

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Originally Posted by Chuvak

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

I don't get the punchline?

The punchline is that all caucasians are used to adding to the end of almost each sentence "да"
Ты чего, крутой - да?
Я набил ему харю, да.

OK...so like однако and Chukchi then? I'd to see what kind of jokes people tell about MY Russian, given I use ну and то есть about 3 times each in any given sentence I manage to spit out! :lol:
September 27th, 2006, 12:20 PM
Chuvak

Yep, Its like однако and чукчи :lol:
Кошка чукчей сказала бы "мяу однако!!"
September 27th, 2006, 12:23 PM
Бармалей

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Originally Posted by Chuvak

Yep, Its like однако and чукчи :lol:
Кошка чукчей сказала бы "мяу однако!!"

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:
September 27th, 2006, 12:26 PM
Wowik

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

I'd to see what kind of jokes people tell about MY Russian, given I use ну and то есть about 3 times each in any given sentence I manage to spit out! :lol:

One friend of mine uses Russian "ну" in every his English sentence!
September 27th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Wowik

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

"м....м....я.....у...." It doubles 'm' :)
September 27th, 2006, 12:30 PM
Бармалей

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Originally Posted by Wowik

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

"м....м....я.....у...." It doubles 'm' :)

хехе... :D
September 27th, 2006, 01:06 PM
Chuvak

[quote=Бармалей]

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Originally Posted by Wowik

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Originally Posted by "Бармалей":3jeus1xx

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

"м....м....я.....у...." It doubles 'm' :)

хехе... :D[/quote:3jeus1xx]
BTW, хехе doesnt correspond to this smile: :D , it correcponds more to :|
but хаха correcponds to :D perfectly
September 27th, 2006, 01:32 PM
Оля

Re: Чем отличается Русская кошка, от Грузинской?

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Originally Posted by Mordan

Чем отличается русская кошка_ от грузинской?
September 27th, 2006, 02:37 PM
Бармалей

[quote=Chuvak]

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

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Originally Posted by Wowik

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Originally Posted by "Бармалей":b98ja845

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

"м....м....я.....у...." It doubles 'm' :)

хехе... :D

BTW, хехе doesnt correspond to this smile: :D , it correcponds more to :|
but хаха correcponds to :D perfectly[/quote:b98ja845]
О ПРВДА?
Sorry. I couldn't resist. But why would хехе be "neutral?"
September 27th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Basil77

Знавал я одного прапорщика... Его кошка, наверное, говорила бы "Мяу-нах". :lol:
September 27th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Guin

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Originally Posted by Wowik

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

"м....м....я.....у...." It doubles 'm' :)

В прибалтийской деревне русский мужик зовет собаку:
- Шарик! Ша-арик!
(тишина...)
- Ша-а-ари-ик!
(тишина...)
- У-у, националистическая скотина... Шарикас, Шарикас!
- Гавс! Гавс!

:D
September 27th, 2006, 07:00 PM
E-learner

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Originally Posted by E-learner

Американская - Meow!-Ok?

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

I don't get the punchline?

I'm just annoyed by this "ok" that is being used heavily by certain Russians in their Russian speech. It's how they would sound if they were American cats.
September 28th, 2006, 03:13 AM
JJ

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

Yes, speaking Estonian is very easy. Yyoouu sshhoouulldd jjuusstt doouubblle aallll cconnssonnannttss aanndd aallll vvoowweellss....
September 28th, 2006, 06:19 AM
Chuvak

[quote=Бармалей][quote=Chuvak]

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Originally Posted by "Бармалей":1hh0maii

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Originally Posted by Wowik

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Originally Posted by "Бармалей":1hh0maii

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

"м....м....я.....у...." It doubles 'm' :)

хехе... :D

BTW, хехе doesnt correspond to this smile: :D , it correcponds more to :|
but хаха correcponds to :D perfectly[/quote:1hh0maii]
О ПРВДА?
Sorry. I couldn't resist. But why would хехе be "neutral?"[/quote:1hh0maii]
Not neutral but with tincture of sad (but only in my subjective opinion)
September 29th, 2006, 08:39 AM
Scorpio

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Originally Posted by JJ

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Originally Posted by Бармалей

And let me guess, an Estonian "м....я.....у....?" :?:

Yes, speaking Estonian is very easy. Yyoouu sshhoouulldd jjuusstt doouubblle aallll cconnssonnannttss aanndd aallll vvoowweellss....

Doubling vowels is enough for Estonian. If you double consonants (especially in the beginning of the word) it can become a Georgian instead. ;)
September 29th, 2006, 05:43 PM
Basil77

Анекдот в тему:
У меня на даче есть домна...
Зачем тебе на даче домна?!!
Живу я в нём на...
September 30th, 2006, 12:55 AM
basurero

А как говорит по-русски американская кошка?
September 30th, 2006, 01:38 AM
Бармалей

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Originally Posted by basurero

А как говорит по-русски американская кошка?

Америкошка, красаффчег!
October 1st, 2006, 07:55 PM
Орчун

I wonder how they sound in March lol