Boring.Originally Posted by Siriusly
A Russian speaker would say "Пригнись, б#%!"Russian writing is loaded with the passive voice which I think is illogical. Just think: if someone was about to shoot a gun at you, an English speaker would say: Duck, he's got a... BANG!
But if it was a Russian speaker, he would say: A gun he's got...BANG! But the RUssian speaker would be dead, because he did not duck!
It won't do unless we adopt a strict word order too, but in this case it won't be Russian anymore. Oh, almost forgot... it's BORING!2. ... but why do RUssians bother having case endings AND prepositions, one or the other would suffice; I would recommend getting rid of the case endings!!
Articles are absolutely useless in my opinion. I suggest to get rid of them, replacing "the" with "this/these/etc.", and "a" with "one", where it's necessary.3. ... when I am reading Russian I frequently have to go back because there was no "a" or "the"; which can completely change the sense of something. I don't know how Russians put up with it? :P