Less alcohol, more tea - "I usually do 30%/70% ratio in my mixture anyway.."
less meat, more vegetables - "Huh, At least there are no worms in my meat. They're as safe as they come....mad cow's aside.
less salt, more vinegar - "really though I'd recommend peeing on the jellyfish sting, though.... if no vineagar is around..."
less sugar, more fruit - "Yea! more importantly, tell all the candy-stand operators that caramel apple on a stick is a demonic combination...*shudders*"
less eating, more chewing - "and that's why they're called chewing gums, not eating gums, folks!"
Less words, more actions - "ahh...further proof no one like my job as a public speaker... *kicks leaves sulkingly*"
less greed, more giving - "I have plenty to give it's not my fault you don't want any of my sweet sweet.... aherm..."
less worry, more sleep - "yea well...having the baby's walkie-talkie on mute didn't work with the missus "
less driving, more walking - "Fine fine I'm taking the motor off the rollerblades...geez... narcs...."
less anger, more laughter - "have you seen my wife?"