сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
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сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
Oh, do tell.
There is no real answer. I just wanted to see what you all would say. :D
Путин можно заменять лампочку своей головой. Его голова похож на лампочки.
A little correction: сколько Путиных нужно, чтобы заменить лампочку?Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
1001
1 to hold the lightbulb
1000 to rotate the building :D
What about the 5000 needed to march in support of the changing of the lightbulb?
And they will be called "Идущие заменять лампочку вместе" :)Quote:
Originally Posted by scotcher
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Friendy
:D
Tsk, tsk. The correct answer is, of course, "None".
By which I mean: one to order the Spetznatz storming of the private jet on which the lampochka is travelling and to charge it with evasion of свет payments, and the second to point out to the international media that the lampochka was changed by a completely independent judicial process, and no Putins were involved whatsoever.
- How many T. Blairs do you need to replace a light bulb?Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
- None. It's just happened that the light bulb committed suicide unexpectedly the night before...
- How many J. Bushes do you need to replace a light bulb?
- None too. It is impossible a task to explain to him that light bulbs may be replaced. He would prefer to buy another house...
But Bush would also tell you that the light bulb must be replaced since it may be used as a weapon of mass destruction and ask for $30000000000 to hire Hailburton company...
One more joke:Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
- How many Americans do you need to replace a light bulb
- None at all. Any American would say that the light bult is not broken, but alternative lighting :)
- How many Chinese do you need to replace a light bulb?Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
- It is useless, even a new Chinese light bulb won't light too
- How many Europeans do you need to replace a light bulb?
- None. It is against bulb rights to be replaced without its permission. So any such a replacer may eventually find himself in a Hague jail
and so on
Comedy isn't really your strong suit, is it Dmov?
Did you really register just to post those?
Hey, I liked them :)
I would prefer "electromagnetically challenged" ... or maybe "differently radiating" :lol:Quote:
- None at all. Any American would say that the light bult is not broken, but alternative lighting
No, I am not a prophet so far :) I registered several days ago as you could seeQuote:
Originally Posted by scotcher
- How many Putins do we need to replace a light bulb?Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
- One. He just go and replace it. The next day all the foreign and russian liberal media are asking what consequencies would have that for the future of democracy in Russia :)
lol...still laughing about all the replies. I need to do this more often...and thanks for the correction pranki!
No doubt, the old, unlucky, defunct light bulb would be officially declared the another innocent victim of brutal Putin's repressions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dmov
All the "liberal" media will rise another tide of anti-putin histeria: "He's saying the light bulb broke in a natural way? He's lying! He did it intentionally, just to replace it!" ;)
And EU would request to replace all the russian light bulbs at once since they don't conform to the european standarts of democracy and human rights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpio
Latvia would request to compensate all the light bulbs being replaced during period of occupation.
Georgians would remove all the undemocratic russian light bulbs immediately and would wait in darkness for the bulbs promised by J. Bush
Ukrainians would paint all their light bulbs to the orange color
;)
Dmov, it's G, not J Bush (unless you really mean Jeb). But don't let me stop you :)
Yes, thank you. I didn't know it before. And, generally, spelling is very difficult in English for meQuote:
Originally Posted by waxwing
But I've also understood why G. Bush has so strong affection towards Georgia... He must truly believe that this country was invented specially for Georges :) Or, maybe, that the grateful natives renamed their contry in honour of him :)
How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to fail at screwing it in and break the bulb, 10 to convince everyone that the bulb was successfully screwed in and is currently on, and 1,000 to live in darkness.
Yes, see above. It is how it would be shown in the liberal media anyway. Even if the bulb has been replaced successfully a long ago :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoduck
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Dmov
While the conservative media would claim that not only has it been replaced with a new and better model, that outshines any other bulb on the planet and even Mars, but Putin did such a good job that all the people are indescribebly grateful to him and his popularity rating has reached near 120%! :) And we who are stuck in the middle between these two medias, don't even know if there was a light bulb in the first place...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dmov