Is it your time of the month vending machine?
All I was asking was how to get a job, and if you read my bloody message correctly, you would have seen that I am a designer and not a teacher, also I wouldnt what a CELTA certificate was if it jumped up and smacked me in my nose! So stop talking like your hostile please, OK mate?
Re: Is it your time of the month vending machine?
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Originally Posted by luvmonsta
All I was asking was how to get a job, and if you read my bloody message correctly, you would have seen that I am a designer and not a teacher, also I wouldnt what a CELTA certificate was if it jumped up and smacked me in my nose!
As a native English speaker you would have an advantage in the teaching profession, as a designer you will be up against hords of Russian jobseekers and most Russian employers will always prefer a Russian national.
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Originally Posted by luvmonsta
So stop talking like your hostile please, OK mate?
Better hear a hostile comment here today than get your sorrowful @rse stranded in the middle of Russia with no money, no job and no roof over your head, don't you think? Can you take a bear in a square-go? I bet you can't. I've seen tougher men than you perish in Russia.
if not a graphic designer then.....
Ok, so I may not get a lot of work as a graphic designer, ok, but I have other qualities, but I will first say what I have already done, my girlfriend there has a photo of her grandmother from a long while ago and it was damaged through its age, its was torn, scratched, stained to a bad degree, anyway, she scanned it in a high resolution and emailed it to me.........just to let me see her family from that period........little did she know :lol: I imported it into photoshop and totally repaired it, it looked like a brand new photograph, I emailed it back and she said that she could not believe her eyes, anyway, she had it printed and took it for her mother, and her mother started to cry........so, maybe, I could earn a few roubles repairing photographs for people there..........
There is something else that I have thought about, and that is teaching music, as I used to teach people here in the UK how to play the electronic organ and piano, yes I know that there are many music teachers in Russia, but how many of them can teach REAL Jazz? I mean not the text book stuff, but I mean what I had learned through years of playing with some of the best guys in the industry, and this includes the awsome Courtney Pine (A black sax player) so what do you think guys, will I stand a little chance maybe...........And one more thing mr Vendingmachine, I really would appreciate it if you werent so unpleasant, you dont know me ok and what I do, so, just be a bit more pleasant on these forums ok and be a nice guy.