Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survives

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August 10th, 2007, 07:38 AM
sperk

Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survives

I had a friend in Ufa who's cat fell from the 6th floor and lived.

http://news.scotsman.com/international. ... 1246942007
August 10th, 2007, 09:13 AM
Ramil

Re: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survi

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperk

I had a friend in Ufa who's cat fell from the 6th floor and lived.

http://news.scotsman.com/international. ... 1246942007

Everyone knows that cats have 9 lives. The crocodile is lucky though :)
August 10th, 2007, 10:03 AM
Mikhail_S

Re: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survi

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperk

I had a friend in Ufa who's cat fell from the 6th floor and lived.

It's usual situation for cats.
But if there is an asphalt under by a window, so...
August 10th, 2007, 11:03 AM
kamka

a year ago in Poland this married couple was drinking heavily and they decided to throw their dog, St. Bernard (sic!), of (or is it off?) the balcony from 2nd floor. He actually fell on a passer-by.
Perhaps the 2nd floor is not as spectacular, but still. They both lived - the dog, and the man!
August 10th, 2007, 11:08 AM
Leof

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamka

a year ago in Poland this married couple was drinking heavily and they decided to throw their dog, St. Bernard (sic!), of (or is it off?) the balcony from 2nd floor. He actually fell on a passer-by.
Perhaps the 2nd floor is not as spectacular, but still. They both lived - the dog, and the man!

I hope the married couple had been executed succesfully!
August 10th, 2007, 11:12 AM
Mikhail_S

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamka

a year ago in Poland this married couple was drinking heavily and they decided to throw their dog, St. Bernard (sic!), of (or is it off?) the balcony from 2nd floor. He actually fell on a passer-by.
Perhaps the 2nd floor is not as spectacular, but still. They both lived - the dog, and the man!

I doubt that the man could be live if that dog was been "bulldog" :)
August 10th, 2007, 11:16 AM
kamka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikhail_S

I doubt that the man could be live if that dog was been "bulldog" :)

he did though ;) I would show you the news, but it's in Polish, hence you probably wouldnt make out much of it :P
I don't know exactly how did the dog hit the man, knowing the press he might've as well barely touched him, but the way they put it, it was that the dog fell down on him.

Leof, I wouldn't know about the result of their trial, but they were arrested, and the dog was, obviously, taken away from them ;)
August 10th, 2007, 11:20 AM
Leof

I wouldn't be able to eat my dinner thinking they were not!
I am happy to know they were!
August 10th, 2007, 12:00 PM
Mikhail_S

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamka

he did though ;) I would show you the news, but it's in Polish, hence you probably wouldnt make out much of it :P
I don't know exactly how did the dog hit the man, knowing the press he might've as well barely touched him, but the way they put it, it was that the dog fell down on him.

It was a joke :), I have told regarding of the fierce character of the bulldog... ok, forget it :)
August 10th, 2007, 12:28 PM
scotcher

Hold on a sec, I think I'm channeling tomorrow's Washington Post...

Quote:

A CROCODILE survived a fall from the 12th floor of a block of flats in Russia under suspicious circumstances.

The crocodile, a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin, has links to exiled dissident Boris Berezovsky. Contacted this morning for an opinion, Mr Berezovsky claimed that it was obviously a bungled attempted murder, carried out by the FSB, the successor to the much feared KGB, in order to silence him after he made some sarcastic remarks about the President to a passing polar bear.

Another contact, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being targeted himself, added "the only other explanation is that it was a suicide attempt, brought on by the depression caused by living in a country that is backsliding on democracy."

The President's office has refused to comment on the case, claiming that they do not wish to interfere in an ongoing criminal investigation. Critics argue, however, that the investigation is a sham and is being manipulated by the Kremlin.

Last updated: 09-Aug-07 01:00 BST
August 10th, 2007, 12:51 PM
Leof

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotcher

Hold on a sec, I think I'm channeling tomorrow's Washington Post...

Quote:

A CROCODILE survived a fall from the 12th floor of a block of flats in Russia under suspicious circumstances.

The crocodile, a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin, has links to exiled dissident Boris Berezovsky. Contacted this morning for an opinion, Mr Berezovsky claimed that it was obviously a bungled attempted murder, carried out by the FSB, the successor to the much feared KGB, in order to silence him after he made some sarcastic remarks about the President to a passing polar bear.

Another contact, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being targeted himself, added "the only other explanation is that it was a suicide attempt, brought on by the depression caused by living in a country that is backsliding on democracy."

The President's office has refused to comment on the case, claiming that they do not wish to interfere in an ongoing criminal investigation. Critics argue, however, that the investigation is a sham and is being manipulated by the Kremlin.

Last updated: 09-Aug-07 01:00 BST

:lol: :lol: :lol:
August 10th, 2007, 01:01 PM
Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotcher

Hold on a sec, I think I'm channeling tomorrow's Washington Post...

Quote:

A CROCODILE survived a fall from the 12th floor of a block of flats in Russia under suspicious circumstances.

The crocodile, a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin, has links to exiled dissident Boris Berezovsky. Contacted this morning for an opinion, Mr Berezovsky claimed that it was obviously a bungled attempted murder, carried out by the FSB, the successor to the much feared KGB, in order to silence him after he made some sarcastic remarks about the President to a passing polar bear.

Another contact, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being targeted himself, added "the only other explanation is that it was a suicide attempt, brought on by the depression caused by living in a country that is backsliding on democracy."

The President's office has refused to comment on the case, claiming that they do not wish to interfere in an ongoing criminal investigation. Critics argue, however, that the investigation is a sham and is being manipulated by the Kremlin.

Last updated: 09-Aug-07 01:00 BST

OMG! LOL! :lol2:
August 10th, 2007, 01:26 PM
Mikhail_S

scotcher
I knew it... Crocodiles don't fly without reasons :)
August 10th, 2007, 01:51 PM
Remyisme

Re: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survi

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperk

I had a friend in Ufa who's cat fell from the 6th floor and lived.

http://news.scotsman.com/international. ... 1246942007

I had a cat in Russia, that fell from an 8th floor, and lived, but was injured.
August 10th, 2007, 01:58 PM
Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured. :cry:
August 10th, 2007, 06:53 PM
kamka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikhail_S

It was a joke :), I have told regarding of the fierce character of the bulldog... ok, forget it :)

sorry, didn't get it :)
August 11th, 2007, 01:43 AM
Winifred

sperk wrote:

Quote:

Posted: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survives

http://news.scotsman.com/international. ... 1246942007

That is a great blog, or whatever. Scotcher's quote was funny, too.

I personally think the poor crocodile was remembering his/her prior life as a dragon!
August 11th, 2007, 02:15 AM
charlestonian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured. :cry:

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them :lol:
August 11th, 2007, 02:48 AM
gRomoZeka

Re: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remyisme

I had a cat in Russia, that fell from an 8th floor, and lived, but was injured.

The same. A cat of my roommate fell from the 8th floor. It broke one leg, but otherwise was fine.
August 11th, 2007, 06:20 AM
sperk

Quote:

It was a joke :), I have told regarding of the fierce character of the bulldog... ok, forget it :)

A dog trainer once told me, "it's not the breed it's the owner that determines a dog's character." I know someone with two bulldogs and they are the sweetest things.
August 11th, 2007, 07:19 AM
DDT

I have an Australian crocodile suitcase! he he he !!!
I don't like crocs!
August 11th, 2007, 07:02 PM
Rtyom

Quote:

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured. :cry:

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them :lol:

You are heartless (Edited out. L.)! :lol:
August 11th, 2007, 09:49 PM
charlestonian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

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Originally Posted by charlestonian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured. :cry:

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them :lol:

You are heartless (Edited out. L.)! :lol:

That was a joke you (Edited out. L.) :lol:
August 12th, 2007, 06:24 AM
Rtyom

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Originally Posted by charlestonian

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Originally Posted by Rtyom

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Originally Posted by charlestonian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured. :cry:

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them :lol:

You are heartless (Edited out. L.)! :lol:

That was a joke you (Edited out. L.) :lol:

Thank you, (Edited out. L.)! :lol:
August 12th, 2007, 08:50 PM
kalinka_vinnie

What are you talking about, (Edited out. L.)?
Oh, (Edited out. L.)!
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:lol:
August 12th, 2007, 09:23 PM
DDT

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August 12th, 2007, 11:01 PM
charlestonian

Yey!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2007, 11:33 PM
charlestonian

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Posted: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survives

Deep thought... American alligators are not that stupid... they don't jump from 12th-floor window... I saw one flying across the room once though...
August 12th, 2007, 11:34 PM
charlestonian

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Originally Posted by DDT

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August 14th, 2007, 08:04 AM
Basil77

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotcher

Hold on a sec, I think I'm channeling tomorrow's Washington Post...

Quote:

A CROCODILE survived a fall from the 12th floor of a block of flats in Russia under suspicious circumstances.

The crocodile, a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin, has links to exiled dissident Boris Berezovsky. Contacted this morning for an opinion, Mr Berezovsky claimed that it was obviously a bungled attempted murder, carried out by the FSB, the successor to the much feared KGB, in order to silence him after he made some sarcastic remarks about the President to a passing polar bear.

Another contact, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being targeted himself, added "the only other explanation is that it was a suicide attempt, brought on by the depression caused by living in a country that is backsliding on democracy."

The President's office has refused to comment on the case, claiming that they do not wish to interfere in an ongoing criminal investigation. Critics argue, however, that the investigation is a sham and is being manipulated by the Kremlin.

Last updated: 09-Aug-07 01:00 BST

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