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    An ode to my (roommate's) dog

    Ok, so before you see these pictures, you should know that our dog (Kaiser Stone Von Vetter Nimrod) loves attention, and will do anything as long as someone is touching him. He is sleeping on my bed right now as I type this, as a matter of fact. So, what you are about to see is not torture, he loves it. (By the way, we call him "Stone" for short, he is a full-breed Wimearaner imported from Germany, that's why his name is ridiculously long)
    -Fantom

    Stone this very minute, chilling on my bed (doesn't he look guilty?!?!)

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d833b3127cce92766d4a827700000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    Stone as a grizzled '50's prospector (dere's gold in dem dere hills!)

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5dc24b3127cce9fbe3018e06900000026108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    Stone tries out to be a St. Bernard

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db01b3127cce91ed57116e2a00000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    "Little Red Riding Stone" (It's a thug life for Stone)

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d833b3127cce92766df482c900000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    Getting ready to watch a baseball game:

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d829b3127cce92465e2bbf7100000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    Sergeant Stone "barks" his orders (yes, this is my military uniform, and I am a Sergeant, although I retired from the military when "W" became President)

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d833b3127cce927655dc82fd00000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    Stone wondering why Ike (my roommate) is locked in his room

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5dc34b3127cce9010bf91195c00000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >


    Plenty more to come!

    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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    Great!! Made me laugh!
    Не балуй!

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    Very patient dog
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    Yes, he is a very patient dog... and a very smart dog. He knows he gets treats if he lets us dress him up!
    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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    More! More picturs! Put the fireman's suit on him! Or undress some policeman for the sake of art!!!
    Find your inner Bart!

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    Haha, I'll see what I can do! I don't have access to a Fireman's outfit, and the Policeman's outfit is in Iowa... Here is the closest I could get!


    (My brother's a Chief of Police, and his town just got a Harley police motorcycle, so he bought his son one also!)

    <img src = "http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d829b3127cce92465b87ff4700000016108BYuG7Zu5b4" >

    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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    Собака просто чудо! Хочется увидеть её с весёлой мордочкой. Она умеет улыбаться?
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    I don't have a muzzle, but I'll see what I can do to make him smile!
    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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    My guess is that you are not rich and famous enough to be sued for cruelty to animals

    Put sunglasses on him, dogs look really cool in sunglasses.
    I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it

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    St. Bernard-esque Stone is hilarious!

    Does Stone indulge?
    «И всё, что сейчас происходит внутре — тоже является частью вселенной».

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    Quote Originally Posted by adoc
    My guess is that you are not rich and famous enough to be sued for cruelty to animals
    Exactly! ...Yet!

    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rtyom

    Does Stone indulge?
    He desperately wants to, he is always sniffing at people's beer when they aren't looking, but he's only 2 now, he has to wait until he's 3 (His 21st Birthday!) Even though he's a German, when he's in the states, he has to obey the rules here!
    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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