16 ounce Dunkin' Donuts, cream, ONE sugar.
Or 12 ounce made-at-home in a to go cup Espresso with half and half, ONE sugar.

Quoth Coffee Cup: "The big smoking fish. You can't name yourself a fisherman unless you got one."
Um, no. Commercial Fishermen around here are Dunkin' Donuts guys. Showing up on the docks with that would be brutal.

I have only 2 Russian Kids this year @ Motel Happy As Hell on the Beach. They were told that a Starbucks was on every corner. Not here. I think 3 on Cape Cod. Ton o Dinkin's! Lots of smaller Mom & Pop shops that are much better.
They LOVE the Dunkin'.

Work has Unleaded (decaf), Regular (Regular) and High Test (usually a dark roast Premium Coffee).
Sugar, Raw Sugar, Blue and Pink fake sweeteners.
2% milk, Half and Half, Non-Dairy Powdered Creamer (Magic Dust).

I just placed an order for "Aerosmith drummer and Rock & Roll Hall of Fame member Joey Kramer's ROCK AND ROAST".
Aerosmith Drummer Joey Kramer Launches Coffee Line | Daily Coffee News by Roast Magazine

On hot summer days I make a milkshake. 3 scoops of cheap vanilla ice dream, 2 spoons of Malted Milk, 4 spoons of Nesquick and a heaping spoon or 2 of Maxwell House Instant Coffee, 2 ice cubes. Blend well. (Fluffer-Nutter too)

That's my Coffee Story...