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Black is a shade of white.Quote:
Originally Posted by subpar
Wedding dresses are white so that cum stains don't show up on them.
It's more of a yellow colour.Quote:
Wedding dresses are white so that cum stains don't show up on them.
There are children present!Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
No, that happens 9 months later.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackMage
Or 4 months in my parents case :wink:
Yeh, now we do sound like peadophiles. :|
32 but I feel 36 and look 15
pretty soon they'll be telling my adult son...
your girlfriend is so pretty.
poor kid.
That's not my girlfriend! That's my mom!!! :evil:
Hi everyone.
I fell off the boat for awhile.
But am taking my flashcards to work with me and seeking out others with interest in the language--because even away I dream about becoming fluent and making the transcontinental journey.
So again,
hey :-)
Wow. This topic took a sudden turn for the worse. Please excuse me while I clean up the vomit from my computer keyboard. :regan:
I think a thread entitled "what is your credit card number?" would be a lot more informative.
Who the hell is so paranoid that they won't introduce themselves to a stranger? Wow, they know you're called John/Jane/Борис/Анна.Quote:
Everything about you: your name, your phone number, your age, your passwords and where you live is your private information. Sure, you share it with your family and your school and your friends but you don’t have to give that information to just anyone who asks.
http://stalkers.ru/i/s/lol.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by adoc
When it's dried up and crusty. Or are you an alien?Quote:
Originally Posted by basurero
Little knowledge is dangerous for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackMage
Have a go!Quote:
Originally Posted by adoc
That clarifies something.Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
That sounds a bit odd. Were you trying to say that very little is dangerous to children?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rtyom
"To children"? Hm. Yeah, I'm sure that's right. Some people may disagree, though. Anyway, what you said still sounds slightly perculiar :).
Incidentally, was there really any need to post three different posts there? :|
Oh, I meant "a dangerous thing" but somehow unconsciously I typed "for them." Sounds similar. Well, you understood it, didn't you? :oops:
About posts. I _cannot_ just delete them now.
Hmmm... adoc has a point... why the sudden thrist for knowledge on your co-forumers, TATY. Are you an identity-thief???
Maybe it has something to do with being born seriously prematurely
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Originally Posted by TATY
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Originally Posted by adoc
A little knowledge. It's gramatically correct without that, I reckon, but it's... not what's said. That would mean "being generally uneducated is dangerous".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rtyom
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Originally Posted by adoc
Hello Mr. Bank man, my name is kalinka_vinnie, give me a credit card please. My address? My date of birth? My mother's maiden name? Driver's license? .... I know how old I am!, will that do? No? OK then, I'll be going.
Oh yes, NOW you ask about the age... next you will ask about "where we all are really from", then comes "let's compare adresses", then "who has the strangest VISA number"... you thieves are all the same, one piece of info at a time... :|
I'd go for "who has the largest VISA number". Mine is 0000 0000 0000 0001. Anyone can beat that?
Mine is 9238 1472 2347 2378. I hope I'll win! What is the prize by the way?
Mine is 9999 9999 9999 9999
I win!
Can't get any higher than that :lol:
Don't try to fool us! There's no such number!
:D Why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by net surfer
Have YOU memorized every credit card number possible?
No, but your number is not valid, I checked it out.
o_0
My VISA number is -25.1. Beat that. :|
kalinka, I forget, what's your address?
19 :D
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Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
:o
Same number as on my bank account! (well, almost. It has a couple of zeros after that, but zero means nothing so they don't count.
Do they? :? )
What a coincidence.
tomorrow is my birthday.20 is gonna be over 8)
I'm afraid zeroes have had positional significance in mathematics for hundreds of years now :).Quote:
Originally Posted by BabaYaga
me 17 ..... :oops: I would write in Russian but my keyboard dnt have Russian on it :cry: silly keyboard!!! :x
MHE 17 - that what you can write using English keyboardQuote:
Originally Posted by dreebs
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Originally Posted by Seventh-Monkey
Well thank god I'm not a hundred yet, then......
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