Thread: Happy New Year

Happy New Year ! I wish all of you good health and happiness in the new year! The future is not written, the past is behind you. All you have is here and now, make the best of it. С Новым Годом!

Thank you, Haksaw! I would also like to congratulate everyone on this wonderful day and wish all of you good health and happiness in the coming year! Make the best of 2006!

By the way, what are this year's results for each of you?

You could have at least bothered to say it in Russian as well.

С Новым Годом!

(С Новым Годом!)

And may all your babies come out naked!

Originally Posted by TATY

You could have at least bothered to say it in Russian as well.

С Новым Годом!

As you wish....

Поздравляю всех с Новым Годом и желаю всем всего-всего самого лучшего! Пускай Новый Год будет лучше, чем старый! Намного лучше! Надеюсь, в новом, 2006 году, мы обзаведёмcя новыми интересными форумчанами. Также надеюсь на то, что нынешние обитатели форума тоже никуда не денутся!!!

Удачи всем!!!!

Are you pleased with this congratulation, TATY?

С НОВЫМ ГОДОМ!!!!

Originally Posted by ReDSanchous

By the way, what are this year's results for each of you?

Pretty successful year considering that this time last year the only russian words i knew besides the generic greetings were член, сука, хуй, стерва, гей и задний проход.

so close, and I admit intoxication. I am in love, or is it Lust??!! Who cares? She has LARGE breasts, alcohol is involved..... and it's New Years! Love to all of you, unless I hate U.............

Wow!!!! 2006

С Новым Годом

I wish everybody luck and happiness!!!

I ARE THE WISH TO YOU FUNNY LUCKY AND THE GREAT! I AM HOPE ALL YOU'RE LOVE TO VERY ROMANCE! YES IT IS THE 2006 AND HAPPY!

So I go out to this bar to celebrate New Year Eve. I'm in this cowboy bar in town, I am not wearing my hat because I don't want to be associated with all the suedo type cowboy guys that can't even ride a horse that permeate this town here. I'm sort of incognito. Acutally it was my sisters idea and she was with me.
This was a typical western bar complete with a dance floor packed with line dancing and a mechanical bull. Typical "Urban Cowboy" setup!

So, I'm standing around, drinking rum and cokes and checking out all the cowgirls in their tight jeans. This place was really hopping! I don't think there was a homely girl in there......well, except for that toothless hag in the corner that kept trying to make eye contact with me..but we won't go there for now! Yuky!

Anyway, I'm sipping on my rum and coke minding my own business and this pinhead of a guy comes up to me wearing a straw cowboy hat with a bad attitude and says, "You been making eyes at maah woman?"
In the back of my head I'm thinking, "Oh, here we go again."
I look at this guy and go, "Well I don't know. Which one is she?"
He says, "She's right over thaar" and points to this cute thing wearing painted on pants with boobs busting out all over her top.
I look back at him and say, "Well yeah, I sure was looking at that one."

Well the guys head started to get all red and I thought he was going blow up and he's yelling something about my attitude and where my teeth would be found and some other stuff that I was not paying attention to because I was watching these two huge shaved headed cowboy hat wearing bouncers that were coming for him. They picked him up and carried him out the door or something. I never saw him again. But his "girlfriends" name is Helen.
Well, HAPPY HEW YEAR all!!!!!!!!! It's 2006

YOU HAD SOME LUCKY IN THE FIGHT!

Here's wishing you all a healthy, happy, peaceful and joyful 2006!



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С Новым годом! Желаю нового счастья, новых успехов!

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

YOU HAD SOME LUCKY IN THE FIGHT!

Lol that cracks me up, the funniest thing I've heard all week. No f%^*%ng idea why....