Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
AH OMG!!!!!!! I hate wolf spiders!! They are everywhere in washington.

its like, ur sitting there, and then, a huge black thing is moving on ur carpet, and ur like, wow, my carpet is moving, then u realize it has fangs and wants to kill you. AHHH

I hate spiders.
Correction: (California Valley) It's like, oh my god, ur like, sitting there ya know, (hair twirl) and then like ...this huge black thing is like... moving on ur...carpet, then then like, oh my god wow, my carpet is moving ya know? then, u realize...it has fangs and wants to kill u, ya know?

Correction: (Western Washington) Omfreakinggd. It's like d*m, Im sitting there and Im trying to f**king sleep ya know? And this f**king B**tch is F**king crawling across my F**king wall!!! HOLY SH*T!!! Get the boot and Kill the Muther F**ker NOW.
But then like, ...The B**tch turns and looks at me and starts F**king advancing on me, all legs and s**t. So... I got the bat and started beating the S**t out of the B***h, but.. it got away.