This Thursday, I am going to participate in a Russian Essay competition (yay! I'm so excited!). It's a somewhat local competition, so those outside of the New York capital region have probably never heard of it. However, I'm not going to hold my title as the best in my class, nor am I going to ensure the ability to gloat when the results come out, if I don't make sure that I will do well. That's where you come in.

I would be really happy if you helped me out. So, sometime this week, I want to write about some vague topic, and again, I would be really really happy if you could proof-read it, like DDT and his Martini--drinking-bathing-suit-wearing cow. Awesome. Thanks.





P.S Sorry I haven't written in the past two months, I've been grounded. Ah, the toils of a teenage life.