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- Oh, I was persecuted by the Soviets, I couldn't get me books published.
- Hold on a second, maybe your books were cr@p, the editors didn't want to waste paper on you?
- No, how can you say that? I'm a great writer, me bukes were great, they expressed such brilliant ideas, but the commies didn't like them, blah-blah-blah.
- Hold on a second, but we have democracy now.
- Yes! [Has an orgasm]
- But where are your books today? How come you haven't published any of your great ones?
- Erm... ah....
- That's cos they're cr@p.
Politics aside this is a hilarious little conversation. :lol: