I think you're missing the real problem here: Jupiter's moons! I think they're highly unacceptable and immoral. I certainly don't feel alright when I have to look at the sky every now and then and I see a glimpse of something that might be one of Jupiter's moons.

I.e. people being homosexuals couldn't affect my life less. I regularly go to sauna (you know, all naked in a hot steam room) with men I know to be gay. I suppose the only difficult situation would be if I fell in love with a lesbian girl. (Which wouldn't really matter, since she wouldn't care about me but as a friend anyway.)