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  1. June 5th, 2005, 11:04 PM #1
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    Анекдот I

    На вечеринке встретились он и она. Решили познакомиться.
    Она:
    - Знаете, я вдова!
    Он:
    - Я тоже вдовец.
    Она:
    - Ой, как мило с вашей стороны!


    What is funny? I found it on a site. It is not mine. Trying to get a hang of it.. thx
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  2. June 6th, 2005, 03:26 AM #2
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    Hey, Mordan, what happened to your pic? Is that your older brother??
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    The funny thing is in the talk itself. She is a bit coy, but cheeky. And do you need the reason of the talk to be explained?

    Actually, this is not very funny joke.
    «И всё, что сейчас происходит внутре — тоже является частью вселенной».
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  5. June 6th, 2005, 10:40 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
    Hey, Mordan, what happened to your pic? Is that your older brother??
    yes his name is C. Bentley
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    Re: Анекдот I

    Quote Originally Posted by Mordan
    What is funny? I found it on a site. It is not mine. Trying to get a hang of it.. thx
    Well, he said: "I am a widower" and she said: "It's so nice of you!" - it's funny in cynical kind of way....
    Find your inner Bart!
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  7. June 6th, 2005, 11:38 PM #7
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    I wasn't even close was I?

    (Now I am erasing the weird part I wrote about who C. Bentley really is)

    Maybe it really is the brother who knows?
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    Umm...why do I have a feeling that I stumbled upon e-drama?

    Lol, uhh...yeah.
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    There's no e-drama. Just a bored American that is out of school for the summer.
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    So bored that she disfigured her face.
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    I think the moustache really adds that extra "je ne sais quoi"
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    Oh thank god! I was frightened...although...I'm not sure what's going on.

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